Are ya pullin' out your hair
Are ya bitin' your lip
Do you have two left feet
and continue to trip



Are bill collectors callin'
Is your checkbook in the red
They're turnin' off the lights
You're hangin' by a thread



Don't worry my friend
As you break down with moanin'
You're not goin' crazy ...
It's just BANANAS you're goin'!!!!!



So, what the heck ....
Aren't we all goin' that way?!?!
Get out there now, and have
A REALLY GREAT DAY!!!






When life gives ya lemons
You make lemonade
So, what do ya think
When life gives ya bananas
Ya make THIS drink!!!


~Dirty Banana~

In Blender Add:
3 Shots Vodka
3 Shots Kahlua
1 Shot Creme de Cacao
8 Shots Milk
8 Ice Cubes

Blend till smooth.
Add two very ripe Bananas and blend well.
Pour into a tall glass.
Top it off with whip cream and a cherry.
Enjoy ;0)




Non-Alcoholic Version:

1 ripe banana
1/2 c. nonfat yogurt
1 tbsp. sugar (or to taste)
1 c. crushed ice
1 tsp. fresh lime juice
lime wedge or banana slice, for garnish

Combine the first 5 ingredients
in a blender and blend until smooth.
Pour the smoothie into a large glass
and garnish with a lime wedge or banana slice.
Serves 1.




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