~ REALITY CHECK ~

I had a doctor's appointment one day
After he was all done
Reality Check ......
That doctor could have been my son!!



And reading the newspaper
is not as easy as it used to be
Another Reality Check? .... Yep
I need longer arms, so I can see



But this next one takes the cake
I'm sure it must have been a mistake



I went to a restaurant
Cashier rang up the amount
And as she smiles, she says,
"You get Senior Discount"



What the heck?????
I was told no need to pay full price?
AWWW....isn't that nice?.....
NOT!!!!
I still WANT to pay full price



MY parents get Senior Discounts
Not ME .... No Way!!!!
So now you see
I'm not celebrating another birthday!!



That's it !!!
No More Birthdays For Me!
Let me make that very clear
Do you think they'll go away
if I just ignore them every year?!?!!


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