~ REALITY CHECK ~ I had a doctor's appointment one day After he was all done Reality Check ...... That doctor could have been my son!! And reading the newspaper is not as easy as it used to be Another Reality Check? .... Yep I need longer arms, so I can see But this next one takes the cake I'm sure it must have been a mistake I went to a restaurant Cashier rang up the amount And as she smiles, she says, "You get Senior Discount" What the heck????? I was told no need to pay full price? AWWW....isn't that nice?..... NOT!!!! I still WANT to pay full price MY parents get Senior Discounts Not ME .... No Way!!!! So now you see I'm not celebrating another birthday!! That's it !!! No More Birthdays For Me! Let me make that very clear Do you think they'll go away if I just ignore them every year?!?!!